Atlanta

ATL:  Ah, the Heartsfield - Jackson Atlanta International Airport.  The unnamed and final ring of hell from Dante's Inferno.  Why unnamed?  Cuz he's still in here somewhere and can't get that chapter to his publisher.  They say that when you die, all souls have to transit this airport.  If you've been real good, your journey through it will be a short, living Hell.  Bad?  Well then Purgatory is a few hundred years here, Real bad?  You'll get routed to your final destination via Delta Airlines. . . . may God have mercy . . . . you know the rest.

"Daisy Dukes.":  Um, "Daisy Dukes" look good on . . . . . . Daisy Duke.  They don't look good on you if that's what you were wearing to catch that man that helped you conceive the three-year-old you are currently chasing around the terminal.  The low cut peasant blouse is, um, . . . . . Where the hell is What Not To Wear anyway?

Coral Creature.  A woman has on a hat that's twice as big as her head.  It's bright red and looks like one of those spiny coral creatures that you see on the National Geographic Chanel.  I tried to get picture of it, but I gotta see how I turn the flash off on the old BB.  If it's on and you startle one of them red'un's outside their natural habitat, no telling if you'll come out of the experience alive.  More later.