Moobs

     After checking in and while heading to my gate this morning I passed a young mother clutching her newborn. Until I saw that Mom was trailing behind and what I'd seen was Dad with I guess an extra 100lbs of sympathy weight and a prominent set of Moobs.
     What are Moobs? Here's my pick of the 25 definitions on The Urban Dictionary (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=moob). Moob: The flabby breasts of a man. Man + Boob = Moob Can also be used in any context, any time. Can be used as an adjective, noun, potato, octopus, it is relevant in all cases and contexts.