Legs & Feets

     Conversation overheard from two rows back. Apparently husband wasn't placing his feet where wife thought appropriate. Imagine the following in your thickest Redneck accent:
     "Well Darlin', dems muh feets! I cain't take 'em off'n muh legs. Whar you want me to put 'em then?"
     Later: "I uz jess tryin' to tell ya that my big ol' size 13's was havin' a hard time findin a place fer theyselves, that's all."
     "Dem's muh feets." Gotta remember that one.